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Once upon a time there was a little girl who dreamed of growing up and having a family of her own. She was going to have so much fun with her kids, playing games and taking them on outings and holidays. Of course she would also have her successful career she had worked so hard for, so life was going to be fabulous! She would be the best Mum EVER.

Fast forward 10-20 years, 3 "spirited" kids, a post-natal meltdown that sent me batshit crazy, and a career that is a fond but distant memory and I give you...well, the actual me!! My kids are less Sound of Music and more Married With Children than I had anticipated, my career died somewhere around my third maternity leave (surprise!), and 99.99% of the time I'd do almost anything to get out of playing all those games I thought I'd play. 

So, for my own - much cheaper - therapy, I hereby bring you my musings on the realities of parenthood and my attempts at adulting in general. No bullshit, no fluffiness, just the (non) adventures of a bunch of crazies living in a world of chaos. I'm pretty sure you'll be able to identify (unless of course you are perfect, in which case this site probably isn't for you)!! I hope you enjoy. 


Mwaaaah. xx.

P.S. You can also read more about the crazy journey behind HFDTRH right here.